Tiller racing

[Mike]

Just think how quick you'd get your gardens done Sam.

 

[w_r_ranch]

LOL!!! My 1st thought was the guy that owns that field came up with a novel way to get other people to do the tiilling for him...

I still enjoy the Italian method:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

 

[Mr_Yan]

I still enjoy the Italian method:

Now I understand why the FBI does this each spring in the Detroit area looking for Hoffa. Two or three years ago someone about a mile from my dad got a new garage and driveway.

 

[Mike]

The Italian way is priceless. haha

 

[Rahab222]

I need to invite those people over to my house! If I were them, I'd build me a platform to ride on the back...

 

[Hangman]

HA HA now thats funny no matter who you are.